Friday, October 09, 2009

Dear Wendy's Drive Thru Employee,

Why are you working at Wendy's?  Why don't you have a job doing voice overs for sassy intimate lube commercials?

I would listen to you read the phone book and be enveloped in your warm, bear like voice.  You are up there with Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones, Sir.

So instead of wasting that delicious baritone talent selling me some nuggets, hows about you go and put that fabulous voice of yours to work doing something that will make you 10 times as much money?

Thank you, that is all.

Love,
Stacie