Via Courtney over at Sticky Lipgloss: Apparently Candy breeds violence in you and will send you to jail.
WHAT.
THE.
FRENCH, Toast?
I am sure I ate candy as a kid, but since I'm not really a huge fan of sweets in general. I like ice cream on occasion, but as far as candy goes, it's rare I'll nom on any. Maybe that's why I've never been to jail.
The Associate Press article Court cites as her source is here.
On a related note, I was at The Boy's house in Delaware the other day, and one of the headlines in their local paper was "Too Much Candy Can Cause Dental Distress" or some bullshit. Apparently, it's news that sweets can give you cavities.
Medical Science should just save time and say "Everything is bad for you, and we all have to die sometime. Deal with it."